Finger Food

just to give you an idea of how weird it is here. I ordered lunch the other day and specifically asked for the greasy, lukewarm fries to be left off. When my plate arrived, it was, of course, covered in fries. I humphed, and said I didn't want the fries.

The waiter then reaches down with his never-been-washed-hands and starts picking the fries off my plate, one by one, and sticking them in his pockets.