A Backhanded Compliment
One fine day when I dared to wear a short jumper as opposed to covering my posterior with swathes of voluminous fabric, I was met with smiles and admiration from the domestic staff. This was then followed on by comments from the drivers and guards that “you look very nice today Emira jan” [smirk, grim, sly wink]. This was then promptly followed on by comment from female Afghan colleague commenting that I looked very beautiful today.
Finally deciding to enquire as to how and why I was having a ‘hot day’, in hope that I had magically morphed into Heidi Klum overnight, she says, “It’s those jeans Emira jan.”
“In Afghanistan, men and women, we love big wide bottoms just like yours.”
Finally deciding to enquire as to how and why I was having a ‘hot day’, in hope that I had magically morphed into Heidi Klum overnight, she says, “It’s those jeans Emira jan.”
“In Afghanistan, men and women, we love big wide bottoms just like yours.”
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Yes, I believe it was you.
i believe on another occasion somebody kindly remarked:
"ma' lady, you have a ginormous white bottom."
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